GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And th